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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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