What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.