Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.