The best animal jokes

Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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