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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, school, teacher
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