What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Vote:
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!