The best animal jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter, food, work
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
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