Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
"Does your dog bite?"
"No."
(Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him)
"Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
"That is not my dog."
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours?
A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.