The best animal jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, bartender, insulting, women
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
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