The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 46.66 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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