The best animal jokes

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, school, teacher
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
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