What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says:
Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A cow walking backwards.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.