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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg." Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
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