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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence. Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?" Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish." Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?" Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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