The best animal jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, marriage
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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