According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing.
I told you he was a bum steer.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.