The best animal jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, women
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. Im all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear." Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. Were all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because I m feeling **** cold and freezing!"
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has 45.29 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 45.24 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
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