What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?"
The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on.
St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed.
Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off.
The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?"
The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."