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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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