The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. "Who the hell are you?" he yells. The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector." "Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?" He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, marriage, wife, work
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, women
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, bartender, insulting, women
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
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