The best animal jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.'' ''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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