Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.