The best animal jokes

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
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