First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Vote:
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Vote:
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says:
Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence.
Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?"
Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish."
Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?"
Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"