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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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