The best animal jokes

Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, god
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, teen
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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