What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says:
Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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