The best animal jokes

An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, teen
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 46.34 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
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