The best animal jokes

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, god
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, marriage, wife
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
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