What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A cow walking backwards.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped.
What's a tiger?
A stri-ped.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.