An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.