The best animal jokes

Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, school, teacher
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
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