Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.