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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, god
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence. Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?" Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish." Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?" Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
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