What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
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workWhat's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
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A full bull.
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A bullfighter.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
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Steer phones.
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musicWhere do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
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Sir Loin.
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It's a place of udder delight.
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heavenWhat US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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