The best animal jokes

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, memory
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, marriage
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, bartender, insulting, women
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
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