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What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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