The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, duck
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
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