Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.