Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped.
What's a tiger?
A stri-ped.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.