The best animal jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
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