Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Vote:
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
‘Cats have nine lives.
Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
A: Slow clowns.
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncle.
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.