I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
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Moo-sic!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot.
He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located him.
The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message at the tone."
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
Two skunks were being chased by a bear.
As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
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Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.