Joke #8059

I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
Vote:
has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
Vote:
has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?" Patient: "I think I’m a chicken." Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?" Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
Vote:
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Vote:
has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What’s the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, time