The best animal jokes

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 46.55 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
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