The best animal jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
What is a buttress? A female goat.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
Vote:
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Vote:
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
<<<108109110111
More jokes →
Page 108 of 151.