The best animal jokes

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food, heaven
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 48.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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