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"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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