What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.