What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
What is a buttress?
A female goat.
A husband and wife are eating soup.
The wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.