The best animal jokes

Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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