The best animal jokes

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 47.28 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, Thanksgiving
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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