Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.