The best animal jokes

Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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