The best animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
What is a buttress? A female goat.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, sex, vulgar
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