What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.