Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."