Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."