Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."