The best animal jokes

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, women
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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