What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped.
What's a tiger?
A stri-ped.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales.