The best animal jokes

Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg." Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
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On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
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