The best animal jokes

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence. Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?" Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish." Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?" Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, science
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
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