The best animal jokes

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, marriage, wife
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
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