Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."