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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
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A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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