Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!