The best animal jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, women
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
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