The best animal jokes

There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, duck
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