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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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