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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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