The best animal jokes

It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
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