The best animal jokes

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What is a buttress? A female goat.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, marriage, wife
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, time
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
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