Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.