Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What is a buttress?
A female goat.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
You hold his nose!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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