It was a hot summer night.
Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple...
I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a cock.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad?
A: Dady issues!