The best animal jokes

What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, holiday
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
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