The best animal jokes

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, old people
What is a buttress? A female goat.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men
What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 36.46 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
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