Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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There are two cows in a field.
One says to the other:
"So what do you think of mad cow disease?"
The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.