The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 35.69 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
Johny's curriculum vitae: 1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none. I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, little Johnny, work
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
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