It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!