What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.