What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
It was a hot summer night.
Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple...
I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.