Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.