Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
It was a hot summer night.
Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple...
I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot.
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them:
If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards.
‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man.
‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players.
‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.