The best animal jokes

Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
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