Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.