Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
A mailman meets a boy and a huge dog. ‘Does your dog bite?’ asks the mailman. ‘No,’ replies the boy. And the dog bites the mailman’s leg. ‘You said he doesn’t bite!’ yells the mailman. ‘That’s not my dog,’ replies the boy.
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.