The best animal jokes

Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 34.51 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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has 34.35 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, time, travel
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