What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot.
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them:
If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards.
‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man.
‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players.
‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
They both wear stripes.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"