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When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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