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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"
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A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
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A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
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