Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.