The best animal jokes

Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
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Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, relationship
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, nurse
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, time, travel
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, party
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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