Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Question:
What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message.
‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’
The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words.
You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’
‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."
The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."