Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole.
They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
Q: What is a thespian pony?
A: A little horse play
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
Vote:
There are two cows in a field.
One says to the other:
"So what do you think of mad cow disease?"
The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?
When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
They both wear stripes.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Vote:
Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a cock.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.