The best animal jokes

What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 35.48 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
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