The best animal jokes

Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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has 35.21 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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