The best animal jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, time, travel
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, party
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
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