What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!