What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?
When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a cock.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Question:
What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.
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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!