Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!)
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered. Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.