The best animal jokes

Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
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How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
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Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
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