Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.