The best animal jokes

Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
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