The best animal jokes

Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence. Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?" Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish." Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?" Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"
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Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
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Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, relationship
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, cop, women
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, nurse
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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has 34.35 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, party
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, time, travel
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