The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 36.07 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, student, teacher, white people
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
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