Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.