The best animal jokes

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, marriage, wife
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 36.18 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
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