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A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
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Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
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Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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