What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."