The best animal jokes

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, time
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, party
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
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