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Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills." "I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her." "I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to." A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald - the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton - the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert - you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious."
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When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
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