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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt? Tricera-bottoms.
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Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
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Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills." "I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her." "I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to." A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald - the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton - the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert - you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious."
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When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
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