The best animal jokes

What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
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