The best animal jokes

What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods... Cats have never forgotten this. Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs... You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God! Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt? Tricera-bottoms.
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Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
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