What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!