What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a cock.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad?
A: Dady issues!
Q: What is a thespian pony?
A: A little horse play
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!