What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
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Roost beef.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!"
He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."