What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
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The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
Two Bear Hunters
Two men went bear hunting.
While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"
The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?"
"Yes, I was. So what?"
"Were you sitting on the table?"
"Yeah, why?"
The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!"
"But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders.
"Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A cow walking backwards.