Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.