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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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