What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
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To get to the Milky Way!
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travelWhy did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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animalWhat does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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carWhat do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
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animalWhat do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
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animalWhen is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
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animalWhere do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
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animalWhy couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
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animalWhy don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
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