The best animal jokes

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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