A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. "Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused. "Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..." "I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!" "And what am I?" asked the skunk. "Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..." "Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.