What do dinosaurs put on their floors?
Rep-tiles.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
Two flies sit on a pile of poop.
One fly passes gas.
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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