Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face?
A: It will kick off your ladder…
What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Two snakes are talking.
One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?"
The other replays, "Yes,why?..."
"I just bit ma lip."
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!