Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup."
Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!