Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.