The best animal jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, christian
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, elephant, sex
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish
A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. In this moment the parrot said, "Your fly is undone." The man blushed. He looked around if anyone sees him and closed his zipper. The parrot said again, "Your pants have a slit back." The man blushed still more and tried to cover his ass with a hand. "Your shoelaces are untied", the parrot does not cease. The man bent down to tie his shoelaces. "Farted! ... You little fart", the parrot yelled. The man died of shame and fled from the store. At this point the mice called from their cage and said, "Coco, thanks you! You saved our lives again. You know, we'll make it up to you."
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, fart, parrot
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 59.41 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
Three tortoises, Tinku, Teku and Toku, went into a restaurant. Each of them ordered a large ice cream sundae. They were waiting for their order when they noticed that it was pouring with rain outside. "We are going to need our umbrellas," said Toku. Tinku agreed. They both decided that Teku should run home to get the umbrellas, but he didn't want to go in case they ate his ice-cream while he was away. But Toku and Tinku promised that they would do nothing of the kind, so Teku set off. One week went by and Teku did not return. Two weeks went by and still he did not appear. Halfway through the third week, Tinku turned to Toku and said, "Come on, let's eat his ice cream." "Okay, let's," said Toku. Just then Teku's voice piped up from under the next table, "If you do, I won't go for that umbrella!"
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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