The best animal jokes

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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