What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.