Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.