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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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