The best animal jokes

Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
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What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets? Shoot the lawyer twice.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, school
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
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