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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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