The best asian jokes

A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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has 74.14 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, ethnic, phone, women
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 74.03 % from 3278 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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has 73.11 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, death, hospital
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 72.82 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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has 72.01 % from 1750 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'" The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me, is right here," replies the old man. "You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?" "Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?' I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
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has 71.99 % from 372 votes. More jokes about: asian, blonde, food, life
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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has 71.84 % from 709 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
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has 71.78 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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has 71.78 % from 741 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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has 71.75 % from 632 votes. More jokes about: asian, cat, racist