The best asian jokes

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 69.90 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.41 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 68.45 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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has 68.09 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 67.61 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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has 67.04 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: asian, geography, god, work
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 66.73 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 66.04 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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has 66.00 % from 436 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 65.98 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist