Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
Vote:
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
Vote:
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Vote:
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".