The best asian jokes

My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Vote:
has 69.55 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Vote:
has 69.20 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Vote:
has 68.28 % from 418 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Vote:
has 68.20 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Vote:
has 67.47 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Vote:
has 65.53 % from 396 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Vote:
has 65.40 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Vote:
has 65.15 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Vote:
has 64.60 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
Vote:
has 63.55 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: asian, geography, god, work