What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.