How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.