The best asian jokes

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 69.82 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.66 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 68.92 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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has 68.51 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: asian, geography, god, work
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 68.21 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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has 67.50 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 67.18 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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has 67.15 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 64.71 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 64.65 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist