Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
Vote:
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
Vote:
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.