Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.