The best asian jokes

What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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has 71.18 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 69.99 % from 566 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 69.52 % from 453 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 69.04 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 65.64 % from 422 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 65.28 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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has 64.97 % from 477 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist
Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? A: Phil Ming
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has 64.27 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: asian
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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has 62.96 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: asian, geography, god, work
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.44 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist