The best asian jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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