Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.