Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.