The best baby jokes

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, cop
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, doctor
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 40.89 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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has 39.24 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, ugly
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.19 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, ugly
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, beer, dad, kids
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