What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window?
A: A baby in a microwave!
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said.
"I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey."
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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