Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!
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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
Mary held her little daughter,
twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
just to look at those funny bubbles.
What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying.
Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby.
I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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