After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.
"What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
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Our baby was born last week.
When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
When the kids are in college.
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting?
A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry.
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth?
A: No make-up.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.