The best baby jokes

After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
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has 70.57 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, christian, little Johnny
Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
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has 70.48 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: baby, college, kids, marriage, wife
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
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has 69.32 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, food
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, birthday, blonde
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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has 69.16 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, sex, stupid
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