The best baby jokes

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "that's very important." Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny, " it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne."
has 66.43 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: baby, little Johnny, school, sex, teacher
A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, school, teacher
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
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