The best beauty jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
I went to a very beautiful place yesterday. There were blossoms, roses and bright sky like a fantasy land. I was so happy until some idiot woke me up...
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life, travel
My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, beauty, time, work
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: beauty, hipster
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle? A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bird
I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
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has 63.35 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: beauty, kids, little Johnny, mean, poems
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: beauty, graduation, stupid
Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life
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