The best beauty jokes

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 58.99 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, college, drunk, love, school
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, marriage