The best beauty jokes

I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
Q: What do lipstick and mascara do when they get in a fight? A: They make up.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: beauty
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!” Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?” His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, drug, lawyer, wife
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, marriage
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, redneck, stupid, time
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life