According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.