The best beauty jokes

Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
Q: What do lipstick and mascara do when they get in a fight? A: They make up.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: beauty
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful? Beautician: Maybe. Does he still drink a lot?
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beauty, husband, women
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life