The best beauty jokes

Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beauty, hipster
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, redneck, stupid, time
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, graduation, stupid
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, marriage
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful? Beautician: Maybe. Does he still drink a lot?
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beauty, husband, women
The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, football