The best beauty jokes

One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, graduation, stupid
After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse. He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for $20. The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, last door on the left. He proceeded to march up the stairs and entered the room. To his shock and pleasure he saw a beautiful blonde waiting naked on the bed. So he tore off his clothes and jumped on and started pumping away for dear life. Upon orgasm he noticed that stuff started oozing out of her eyeballs. He runs down to the Madam to report this and she looks at him turns around and yells, "Hey Charlie....... The dead one's full again!"
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, life, money
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
Q: What do lipstick and mascara do when they get in a fight? A: They make up.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: beauty
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, marriage
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life