The best beauty jokes

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie – poof it swallows you up. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The redhead goes first and says “I think I’m the most beautiful woman on Earth” Poof- the mirror swallows her up. The brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman on Earth” Poof – the mirror swallows her up. Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says ” I think...” Poof!
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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