Joke #11537

Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: beauty, hipster

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: hipster, phone
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: hipster, sport
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Vote: has 83.88 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, hipster
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Vote: has 46.70 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: hipster, music
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
Vote: has 37.92 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Vote: has 76.32 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: golf, hipster
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: hipster, technology