Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram