Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head.
"How you like it?" asked the barber.
"Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
I went to a very beautiful place yesterday.
There were blossoms, roses and bright sky like a fantasy land.
I was so happy until some idiot woke me up...
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle?
A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?"
His friend nods. "Sure."
"Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..."
He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin.
His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment.
"Dude, that is not cool."
The doctor, indignant, defended himself.
"What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients."
His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."
Vote:
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.