The best beauty jokes

Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?" His friend nods. "Sure." "Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..." He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin. His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment. "Dude, that is not cool." The doctor, indignant, defended himself. "What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients." His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."
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has 67.10 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, dirty, doctor, friendship
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 66.98 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 66.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 66.76 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 66.56 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle? A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bird
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, birthday, blonde
I went to a very beautiful place yesterday. There were blossoms, roses and bright sky like a fantasy land. I was so happy until some idiot woke me up...
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life, travel
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