The best beauty jokes

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 69.68 % from 985 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
A Knight was getting ready for the crusade. Ha turned to his friend and told him: "My fiancée is the most beautiful girl in the world and I can't imagine her being with someone else, while I'm gone. You're my best friend and I trust you. Here's the key for her chastity belt. In case I never get back, unlock her and set her free." When the crusade Knights were a mile away from the village, the Knight gets an urgent message: "Mate, You Gave Me The Wrong Key!"
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, birthday, blonde
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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has 69.15 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: beauty, little Johnny
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie – poof it swallows you up. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The redhead goes first and says “I think I’m the most beautiful woman on Earth” Poof- the mirror swallows her up. The brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman on Earth” Poof – the mirror swallows her up. Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says ” I think...” Poof!
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, blonde, ginger
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle? A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bird
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