The best bird jokes

Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, disgusting, poems
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue." The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, car
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, Halloween, technology
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bird, dirty, food, kids
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, work
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