The best bird jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.10 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, disgusting, poems
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle? A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bird
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue." The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, car
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, Halloween, technology
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bird, dirty, food, kids
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winter
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