The best bird jokes

Q: What's brown and white and flies all over? A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bird, Thanksgiving
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bird, dirty, food, kids
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: bird, men
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winter
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker!
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has 56.23 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: bird, duck
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bird, geography, travel, winter
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, couple, sport, time
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