The best bird jokes

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: bird, couple, sport, time
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bird, duck
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winter
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, disgusting, poems
Q: What's brown and white and flies all over? A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: bird, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: bird, dirty, food, kids
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