The best bird jokes

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: bird, couple, sport, time
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, disgusting, poems
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: bird, men
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What's brown and white and flies all over? A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: bird, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
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