The best bird jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A: A pecking order.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bird, life, religious
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, health, internet
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bird, couple, sport, time
An aircraft is flying when all over sudden a bird crashes through the cockpit and kills both the pilot and co pilot. Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened. Once inside the cockpit the plane jerks and the cabin door slams shut and can't be opened. So she pulls the captain out of his seat and sits down, taking the radio into her hands and says, "May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! The pilots are dead and I don't know how to fly. Help Me! Please Help Me!" She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position!" "I'm 5'4 and in the front seat of the plane." "O.K." says the voice on the radio. "Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven..."
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has 66.43 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: air force, bird, blonde, stupid, travel
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 65.44 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Q: What's brown and white and flies all over? A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: bird, Thanksgiving
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: bird, men
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot