The best bird jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker!
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bird, duck
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: bird, geography, travel, winter
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winter
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer. The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped. George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.” He opened the door and saw the bird alive! The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again. George said, “Why the change?” The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, death, parrot
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs. Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one. They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him. They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do. So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing. They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do. Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, dog, love
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