What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer. The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped. George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.” He opened the door and saw the bird alive! The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again. George said, “Why the change?” The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."