The best bird jokes

What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winter
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker!
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bird, duck
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer. The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped. George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.” He opened the door and saw the bird alive! The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again. George said, “Why the change?” The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, death, parrot
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
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