The best bird jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker!
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bird, duck
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, work
There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs. Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one. They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him. They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do. So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing. They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do. Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, dog, love
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
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