Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.