Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.