The best birthday jokes

A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
has 54.38 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, husband, marriage, time
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: beauty, birthday, life, love, marriage
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: birthday, marriage, wife
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
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