The best birthday jokes

A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
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has 54.88 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, husband, marriage, time
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: birthday, marriage, wife
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
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has 50.68 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, dog, food
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time
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