The best birthday jokes

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: birthday, blonde
A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
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has 54.72 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, husband, marriage, time
Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: birthday, marriage, wife
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
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