Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."