Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Q: What does it mean if you were born in September?
A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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