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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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