The best black humor jokes

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared." Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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has 76.24 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: black humor, travel
Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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has 76.15 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fitness
Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
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has 76.04 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, cop, death, gym
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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has 76.04 % from 459 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, work
I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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has 75.65 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, funeral, money, old people
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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has 75.60 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black humor
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 75.51 % from 330 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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has 75.34 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, food, relationship
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 75.22 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral
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