The best black humor jokes

Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
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has 76.04 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, cop, death, gym
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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has 76.01 % from 454 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, work
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 75.94 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
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has 75.91 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, war
I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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has 75.65 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, funeral, money, old people
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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has 75.45 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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has 75.34 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, food, relationship
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 75.22 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral
A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother: "Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale." "Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, family, husband
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