The best black humor jokes

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
has 76.16 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
has 76.10 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, democrat, funeral, money
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
has 76.04 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black humor, music
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, work
A man answers the telephone to find a doctor from the hospital's emergency room on the other end. "Sir," explains the doctor, "Your wife was in a serious car accident. I have bad news and good news." The man, taken back, asks hesitatntly, "What's the bad news?" "The bad news is your wife has lost all use of both arms and both legs. She will likely be on a respirator for the rest of her life." "Heavens, Doc, what's the good news?" The doctor replies, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
has 75.97 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother: "Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale." "Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."
has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, family, husband
"Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!" "How often do I have to tell you not to dig around in the garden!"
has 75.94 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, husband, kids
Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
has 75.83 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, cop, death, gym
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, war
This could be considered the ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, family, life, men
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