The best black humor jokes

I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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"Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!" "How often do I have to tell you not to dig around in the garden!"
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
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Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks". How right they were.
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