The best black humor jokes

How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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has 74.78 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, relationship, time
While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out. "Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, customer service, death, work
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, work
Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks". How right they were.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
"Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!" "How often do I have to tell you not to dig around in the garden!"
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, husband, kids
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