The best black humor jokes

A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"
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has 73.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 73.80 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 73.77 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
I'm so broke, I don't even get excited when I find money because I'm sure I owe it to someone.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
This old man and woman were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat it read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her very most private part was an oyster and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000 ...please advise." So the old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap..."
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has 73.49 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black humor, old people, wife
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 73.19 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
This could be considered the ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, family, life, men
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