The best black humor jokes

My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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has 72.75 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, death, hospital
Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then kill them.
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, war
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria. One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest; he sat at the head of a table, with the other six friends sitting along the sides. When the cafeteria was pretty full of people, he made a loud noise (to attract attention), stood up, bent over and squeezed his chest. This caused a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the table; the other six immediately began to eat this green liquid. I think a lot of food went uneaten that night.
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has 72.66 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks". How right they were.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
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has 72.01 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
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has 72.00 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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has 72.00 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist
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