The best black humor jokes

I'm so broke, I don't even get excited when I find money because I'm sure I owe it to someone.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
This old man and woman were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat it read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her very most private part was an oyster and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000 ...please advise." So the old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap..."
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has 74.05 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, old people, wife
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 74.05 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
This could be considered the ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, family, life, men
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 73.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother: "Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale." "Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, family, husband
An old couple is at a fair an the old man sees a helicopter ride for $50. The old man asks his wife, "I don't have much time left. Can I take I ride in one of them helicopters?" His wife responds, "Oh well that's way too expensive." The man running the helicopter rides as a pilot hears their conversation and makes them a deal. "Hey, I'll take you on a ride for free, but you can't make one sound. If you do, then you have to pay $50." says the pilot. The couple climbs in the helicopter. The pilot takes off and does awesome tricks with the helicopter. The couple never made a sound. The pilot lands the helicopter and says, "Wow, impressive, usually people make so much noise on these rides." The old man says, "Well, I almost made a noise when my wife fell out of the helicopter, but these rides are too expensive."
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, couple, death, money, old people
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