The best black humor jokes

Old man: "Can you give me an erection?" Faith Healer: "I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I'm sorry I cannot raise the 'dead'."
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has 77.59 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, death, old people
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, work
Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
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has 77.33 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist
Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a blood test. Johnny: So? Are you afraid? Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now? Johnny: I came for a urine test!
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has 77.19 % from 966 votes. More jokes about: black humor, hospital
"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?" "First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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has 77.17 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health, kids
I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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has 76.89 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, funeral, money, old people
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
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has 76.85 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: black humor, music
This could be considered the ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
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has 76.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, family, life, men
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 76.78 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
A man answers the telephone to find a doctor from the hospital's emergency room on the other end. "Sir," explains the doctor, "Your wife was in a serious car accident. I have bad news and good news." The man, taken back, asks hesitatntly, "What's the bad news?" "The bad news is your wife has lost all use of both arms and both legs. She will likely be on a respirator for the rest of her life." "Heavens, Doc, what's the good news?" The doctor replies, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
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has 76.68 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor