The best black humor jokes

I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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has 77.18 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, funeral, money, old people
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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has 77.17 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, relationship, time
Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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has 77.13 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
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has 77.06 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: black humor, music
Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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has 77.06 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fitness
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 77.05 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
"Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!" "How often do I have to tell you not to dig around in the garden!"
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has 76.99 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, husband, kids
Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
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has 76.85 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist
Old man: "Can you give me an erection?" Faith Healer: "I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I'm sorry I cannot raise the 'dead'."
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, death, old people
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared." Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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has 76.20 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black humor, travel