The best black humor jokes

A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother: "Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale." "Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, family, husband
Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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has 75.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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has 75.80 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
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has 75.68 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 75.52 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out. "Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, customer service, death, work
What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, work
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