The best black humor jokes

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, life, men, morbid, time
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 75.28 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, time
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared." Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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has 75.22 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: black humor, travel
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, work
I'm so broke, I don't even get excited when I find money because I'm sure I owe it to someone.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother: "Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale." "Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, family, husband
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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has 74.94 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.
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has 74.89 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
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