The best black humor jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.
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has 75.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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has 75.68 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out. "Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, customer service, death, work
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared." Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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has 75.22 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: black humor, travel
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, work
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?" His friend nods. "Sure." "Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..." He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin. His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment. "Dude, that is not cool." The doctor, indignant, defended himself. "What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients." His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, dirty, doctor, friendship
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
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has 75.13 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mexican, money, work
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