The best black humor jokes

Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
There are only two things to worry about: Either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if your sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you will get well, or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about. But if you die, there are only two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends, you won't have time to worry.
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has 75.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, health, heaven
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 75.49 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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has 75.10 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
A man answers the telephone to find a doctor from the hospital's emergency room on the other end. "Sir," explains the doctor, "Your wife was in a serious car accident. I have bad news and good news." The man, taken back, asks hesitatntly, "What's the bad news?" "The bad news is your wife has lost all use of both arms and both legs. She will likely be on a respirator for the rest of her life." "Heavens, Doc, what's the good news?" The doctor replies, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
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has 75.09 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
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