The best black humor jokes

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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has 74.94 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"
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has 74.92 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
I'm so broke, I don't even get excited when I find money because I'm sure I owe it to someone.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
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has 74.71 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mexican, money, work
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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has 74.69 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
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has 74.29 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 73.91 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
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