The best black humor jokes

I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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has 74.94 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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has 74.85 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then kill them.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, war
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
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has 74.60 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, life, men, morbid, time
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
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