The best black humor jokes

Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention? A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
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I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.
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While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out. "Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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