The best black humor jokes

I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 75.62 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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has 75.45 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
I'm so broke, I don't even get excited when I find money because I'm sure I owe it to someone.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
A man answers the telephone to find a doctor from the hospital's emergency room on the other end. "Sir," explains the doctor, "Your wife was in a serious car accident. I have bad news and good news." The man, taken back, asks hesitatntly, "What's the bad news?" "The bad news is your wife has lost all use of both arms and both legs. She will likely be on a respirator for the rest of her life." "Heavens, Doc, what's the good news?" The doctor replies, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
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has 75.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
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has 75.12 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mexican, money, work
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
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