The best black humor jokes

Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
has 52.96 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
has 52.80 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
has 52.26 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
has 52.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
has 52.21 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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