The best black humor jokes

Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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