The best black humor jokes

Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 55.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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