Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.