The best black humor jokes

The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
has 54.80 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
has 54.78 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
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