The best black humor jokes

First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 56.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 56.43 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 56.35 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 56.28 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
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