How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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A school in the United States is on fire.
One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them.
After half of an hour the upper fireman asks:
Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids?
Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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