Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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A school in the United States is on fire.
One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them.
After half of an hour the upper fireman asks:
Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids?
Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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