The best black humor jokes

First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."

Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."

They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.

Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.