What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."