Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!