What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."