The best black humor jokes

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 55.68 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
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