Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.