The best black humor jokes

Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, wife
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