What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.