The best black humor jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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