The best black humor jokes

After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 52.48 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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has 52.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 52.19 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.98 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
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