The best black humor jokes

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 53.00 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 52.33 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
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