The best black humor jokes

Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 52.28 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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has 52.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 52.19 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.78 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
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