The best black humor jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 53.07 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 53.05 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
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