Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.
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