The best black humor jokes

What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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