What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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How did the tugboat get AIDS?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile.
In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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