A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters:
I have a good and a bad news for you.
The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots.
All the sisters start whistling happily.
But one of them asks:
What are the bad news?
Carrots came grated.
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Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people.
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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