The best black humor jokes

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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