A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.