The best black humor jokes

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 53.02 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 52.51 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 52.35 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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has 52.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 52.19 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
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