The best black humor jokes

Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 52.80 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 52.78 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
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