The best black humor jokes

Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 55.90 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, wife
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, ugly
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 55.32 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 55.22 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
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