Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies?
A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.
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In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters:
I have a good and a bad news for you.
The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots.
All the sisters start whistling happily.
But one of them asks:
What are the bad news?
Carrots came grated.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.