The best black humor jokes

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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