Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.