One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile.
In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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How did the tugboat get AIDS?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight."
Second cannibal: "What are you having?"
First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.
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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
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The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters:
I have a good and a bad news for you.
The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots.
All the sisters start whistling happily.
But one of them asks:
What are the bad news?
Carrots came grated.
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