Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.