What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.