The best black humor jokes

Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, wife
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 55.70 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 55.47 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 55.44 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 55.41 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
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