The best black humor jokes

One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 55.46 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 54.56 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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