The best black humor jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 55.25 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 55.06 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 54.53 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
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