The best black humor jokes

How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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