The best black humor jokes

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 57.25 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump. The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you get to the drop zone, there'll be trucks waiting to take you back to the base. Move out!" As scared as they are, they all make it out the door. The last recruit jumps out and slowly counts to 10 -- nothing. He frantically fumbles around and finds the emergency handle. He jerks on the cord, and it comes off in his hand. Raising his head to the heavens, he screams, "I bet them trucks ain't waiting either!!"
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 56.63 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 56.61 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
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