Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend?
A: He wiped his bottom.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters:
I have a good and a bad news for you.
The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots.
All the sisters start whistling happily.
But one of them asks:
What are the bad news?
Carrots came grated.
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
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The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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