One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.