The best black humor jokes

Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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