The best black humor jokes

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, wife
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 54.80 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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