Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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