What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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