Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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