The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow.
He said he can't walk.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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