Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.