Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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I saw a girl crying, so I asked her "Where are your parents?" and she started crying even more.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!