What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.