The best black humor jokes

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her "Where are your parents?" and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
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has 50.57 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 50.17 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 49.99 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, hunting
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.71 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 49.65 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
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