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Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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