The best black humor jokes

Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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