The best black humor jokes

First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 52.03 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 51.66 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 51.25 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
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