The best black humor jokes

Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 52.25 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 51.91 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 51.45 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
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