The best black humor jokes

Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 52.51 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
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