Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people." First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.