The best black humor jokes

My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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has 53.43 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 53.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 52.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
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