The best black humor jokes

Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 52.25 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 51.93 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 51.69 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
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