The best black humor jokes

How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 52.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 52.09 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 51.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
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