Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.