Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
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