The best black humor jokes

Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 41.82 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 41.35 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 40.60 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 40.56 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 40.44 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 40.38 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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