What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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