The best black humor jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 41.03 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.84 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 40.37 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, sex
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 40.19 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 40.19 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
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