The best black humor jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 40.17 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 40.07 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 39.91 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 39.74 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.70 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 39.51 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 39.35 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
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