What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.