The best black humor jokes

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 41.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 41.13 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 41.09 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 40.63 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 40.52 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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