The best black humor jokes

Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 40.61 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 40.37 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.90 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
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