Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Joke has 40.61 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Heres what you do:
1. Dinner
2. Kiss
3. Movie
4. Sex
5. Bring her back home
6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Joke has 39.90 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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