The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 40.41 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 40.19 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.17 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 39.96 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
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