The best black humor jokes

Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 41.12 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 40.87 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 40.70 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 40.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 40.19 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
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