The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
Bone appetit!
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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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