One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!