What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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