Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?