The best black humor jokes

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 41.64 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 41.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
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