The best black humor jokes

Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 41.94 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 41.42 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 40.78 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 40.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 40.05 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
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