Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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