Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.