Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Joke has 39.86 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Joke has 39.46 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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