The best black humor jokes

Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.33 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 43.11 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.67 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 42.60 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 42.56 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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