I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.