What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.