What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.