The best black humor jokes

Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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has 36.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 36.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 36.41 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 36.30 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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has 36.05 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
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