How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.