The best black humor jokes

Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 38.42 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 38.22 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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has 38.08 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 38.03 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 37.57 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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