Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.