Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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