Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.