Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.