What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...