Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.