The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 42.34 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 41.93 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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