The best black humor jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 41.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 41.57 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 41.57 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 41.36 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
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