The best black humor jokes

What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Vote:
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
Vote:
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
Vote:
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
Vote:
has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
Vote:
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Vote:
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
Vote:
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
Vote:
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Vote:
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Vote:
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
<<<41424344
More jokes →
Page 41 of 52.