The best black humor jokes

Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 42.03 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 41.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 41.46 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
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