The best black humor jokes

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 41.21 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
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