The best black humor jokes

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 42.63 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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