The best black humor jokes

Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 40.63 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
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