Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."