Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!