The best black humor jokes

What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 41.46 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, sex
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 41.39 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 41.36 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.36 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
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