The best black humor jokes

Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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