The best black humor jokes

If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 36.63 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 36.62 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 36.16 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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has 36.16 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 36.12 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
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