My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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