The best black humor jokes

My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, sex
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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has 35.71 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 34.65 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 34.44 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
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