The best black humor jokes

Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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has 36.16 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 35.25 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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has 35.23 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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has 35.21 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
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