I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!