Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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