The best black humor jokes

Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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