If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.