Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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