I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!