Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"