The best black humor jokes

A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 35.96 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 35.66 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 34.80 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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has 34.75 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 34.74 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 34.66 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 34.48 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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has 34.28 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
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