What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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