Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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