The best black humor jokes

What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 36.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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has 36.16 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 35.96 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 35.94 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 35.83 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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