An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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