The best black humor jokes

Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 40.07 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 39.67 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 39.62 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
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