I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!