Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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