The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 38.15 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 36.99 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 36.92 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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has 36.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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