A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!