I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue