The best black humor jokes

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 40.40 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.78 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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has 39.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
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