Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.