The best black humor jokes

A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 40.05 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 40.01 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 39.91 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 39.82 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
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