The best black humor jokes

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 41.39 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 40.44 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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