Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...