Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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