The best black humor jokes

Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 39.91 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.81 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 39.74 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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