Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.