The best black humor jokes

Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 40.32 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 40.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
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