Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.