The best black humor jokes

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 39.90 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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has 39.67 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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