Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue