The best black humor jokes

A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 39.96 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 39.96 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 39.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, sex
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
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