Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.