The best black people jokes

A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 61.24 % from 511 votes. More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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has 61.11 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, customer service, women
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 61.07 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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has 60.89 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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has 60.12 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: black people
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 60.10 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 59.95 % from 992 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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has 59.48 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: black people
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 59.33 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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has 59.28 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: black people
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