The best black people jokes

Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Vote: has 65.72 % from 118 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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More jokes about: black people, family, food
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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More jokes about: black people, racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Vote: has 65.13 % from 232 votes. Send joke:
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport


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