A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.