What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!