The best black people jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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