I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.