The best black people jokes

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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has 60.06 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, divorce, lawyer, marriage, wife
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 59.75 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 59.67 % from 1008 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 59.49 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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has 59.49 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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has 59.40 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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has 59.28 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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has 59.08 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 58.62 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 58.46 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: black people
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