The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting