Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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