The best black people jokes

A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
has 61.60 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
has 61.42 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
has 61.31 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
has 61.24 % from 511 votes. More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
has 61.17 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black people
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
has 61.07 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: black people
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
has 61.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
has 60.32 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
has 60.12 % from 986 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
has 60.10 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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