Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."