The best black people jokes

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 62.39 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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has 62.32 % from 767 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 62.24 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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has 62.03 % from 914 votes. More jokes about: black people
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 62.00 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 61.67 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 61.16 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 60.92 % from 496 votes. More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
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