What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."