The best black people jokes

Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 62.85 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 62.47 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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has 62.29 % from 772 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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has 62.03 % from 914 votes. More jokes about: black people
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 60.97 % from 502 votes. More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 60.79 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
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