The best black people jokes

How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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