Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.