What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?