The best black people jokes

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?

Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?

Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."

Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.

What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.

How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.