The best black people jokes

What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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