Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.