The best black people jokes

Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 60.97 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 60.73 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 60.68 % from 961 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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has 59.95 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 59.86 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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has 59.75 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: black people
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 59.49 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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has 59.13 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 58.71 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 58.69 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
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