Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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