The best black people jokes

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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