The best black people jokes

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 59.33 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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has 58.97 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, divorce, lawyer, marriage, wife
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 58.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.59 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 58.55 % from 449 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 58.54 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 58.49 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 58.33 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 58.32 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
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