The best black people jokes

Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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