A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.