The best black people jokes

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.41 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 58.40 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 58.26 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 58.20 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 58.19 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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has 57.79 % from 631 votes. More jokes about: black people, war
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 57.73 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 57.50 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.47 % from 452 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 57.43 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
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