Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.