The best black people jokes

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 60.64 % from 960 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 60.63 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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has 59.57 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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has 59.56 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 59.54 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 59.20 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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has 59.17 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 59.14 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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has 59.13 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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has 58.88 % from 595 votes. More jokes about: black people, war
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