Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.