What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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