The best black people jokes

A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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