The best black people jokes

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 59.36 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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has 59.16 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: black people
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 59.12 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 59.09 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 58.89 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 58.81 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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has 58.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.66 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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