Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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