A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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