How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.