The best black people jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 60.91 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 60.40 % from 967 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 60.39 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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has 60.26 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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has 60.20 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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has 60.07 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 60.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 59.49 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black people
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