Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.