The best black people jokes

There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 64.81 % from 627 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 64.58 % from 528 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 64.58 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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has 64.50 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: black people
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 64.43 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 63.91 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.88 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist