There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.