The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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