Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.