The best black people jokes

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 61.64 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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has 61.56 % from 951 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 61.45 % from 579 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 61.18 % from 521 votes. More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 61.07 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 61.05 % from 433 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 60.85 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 60.66 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 60.64 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist