The best black people jokes

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 62.84 % from 559 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 62.67 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 62.37 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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has 62.31 % from 786 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.11 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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has 61.92 % from 925 votes. More jokes about: black people
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 61.72 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 61.64 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 61.53 % from 403 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.45 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist