The best black people jokes

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 61.38 % from 578 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 61.30 % from 520 votes. More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 60.88 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 60.72 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: black people
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 60.70 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 60.46 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 60.37 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 60.22 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 60.15 % from 779 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work