The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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