The best black people jokes

A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 61.39 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 61.39 % from 513 votes. More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 61.35 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 61.32 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 61.15 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 61.14 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 61.11 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 60.51 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 60.49 % from 368 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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has 60.39 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black people, customer service, women