Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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