Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!