The best black people jokes

What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 63.93 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 63.83 % from 540 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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has 63.67 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.33 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 62.77 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 62.36 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 62.35 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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has 62.26 % from 774 votes. More jokes about: black people