There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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