The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.

Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"

What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.

Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.

Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.

A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.

What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"