The best black people jokes

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 55.30 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 55.19 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 54.95 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 54.94 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 54.90 % from 764 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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has 54.86 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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has 54.83 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 54.57 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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has 54.49 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 54.49 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
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