Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.