Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.