The best black people jokes

Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 57.91 % from 427 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 57.81 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.68 % from 432 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 57.45 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 57.39 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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has 57.38 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black people, drunk
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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has 57.29 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 57.26 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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has 56.95 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, divorce, lawyer, marriage, wife
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.95 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
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