The best black people jokes

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 57.52 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 57.45 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 57.37 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 57.15 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 57.15 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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has 57.06 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 56.97 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 56.82 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
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