The best black people jokes

Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Vote: has 60.42 % from 154 votes. Send joke:
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
Vote: has 60.35 % from 67 votes. Send joke:
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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