The best black people jokes

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 57.39 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 57.17 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 57.17 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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has 57.08 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 57.08 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 57.05 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 56.87 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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has 56.75 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, drunk
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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has 56.63 % from 496 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
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