The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 61.17 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 61.09 % from 950 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 60.94 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 60.47 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 60.42 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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has 60.41 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 59.94 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 59.78 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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has 59.69 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 59.57 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
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