What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.