The best black people jokes

Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Vote: has 61.05 % from 137 votes. Send joke:
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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