A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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