Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."