The best black people jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 58.24 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.91 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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has 57.91 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black people
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 57.90 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 57.67 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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has 57.67 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, drunk
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 57.59 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
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