The best black people jokes

Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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