The best black people jokes

What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.32 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 62.58 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 62.54 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 62.43 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black people, life
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 62.17 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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has 62.01 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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has 62.01 % from 908 votes. More jokes about: black people
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