The best black people jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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has 58.62 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.43 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 58.28 % from 436 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 58.23 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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has 58.17 % from 617 votes. More jokes about: black people, war
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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has 58.04 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, divorce, lawyer, marriage, wife
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.68 % from 437 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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