The best black people jokes

A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 62.43 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 62.41 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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has 61.98 % from 910 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 61.93 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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has 61.87 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 61.52 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 61.45 % from 372 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 61.21 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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