Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.