The best black people jokes

A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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