The best black people jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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