Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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