What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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