The best black people jokes

Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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More jokes about: black people, life
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Vote: has 61.99 % from 55 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Vote: has 61.96 % from 907 votes. Send joke:
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
Vote: has 61.53 % from 370 votes. Send joke:
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Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
Vote: has 61.45 % from 234 votes. Send joke:
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