The best black people jokes

You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 58.55 % from 444 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 58.37 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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has 58.28 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, divorce, lawyer, marriage, wife
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 58.24 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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has 58.20 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: black people, war
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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has 58.19 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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