The best black people jokes

Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 56.79 % from 481 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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has 56.58 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 56.58 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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has 56.47 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: black people
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 56.21 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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has 55.90 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 55.08 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 55.04 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 54.91 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 54.73 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
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