The best black people jokes

Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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has 58.77 % from 596 votes. More jokes about: black people, war
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 58.69 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: black people
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 58.33 % from 587 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 58.24 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 58.22 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.15 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 57.96 % from 425 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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has 57.61 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black people, drunk
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.58 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
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