The best black people jokes

How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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has 57.31 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 57.31 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 57.28 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 57.21 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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has 57.17 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 57.13 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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has 57.06 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black people
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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has 56.96 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: black people, drunk
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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has 56.85 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
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